4.30.2006

For Italy, the Fat Lady Finally Sings

Apparently disappointed that his pal, Dubya, did not send the U.S. Supreme Court over to help him steal the election as it did for Bush in 2000, Silvio Berlusconi is finally set to "concede" defeat and step down on Tuesday.

Hey, Sil, if you'd like to take Georgie with you, we're happy to let you!