Inspiring is Not the Word I'd Use

CNN is running a poll right now asking who gave the most inspiring speech at the Meeting of Dead and Dumb Elephants. Their choices: The Groper, Rudy "give me some of those no-bid contracts too" Giuliani, Zell from Hell Miller, or Georgie.

Can we have a None of the Above option please?

Even the GOP pundits did not find Mr. Bush's speech much of a big deal. Zell's busy arranging a duel to shoot Chris Matthews. Rudy's social climbing knows no bounds and The Arnold proved quite a girly man when faced with protestors.

I notice they didn't bother to nominate George's newest bitch, John McCain (nice choice, John: he's treated you so well, too), George ("Forget Rudy. I want to be president next!") Pataki.. and any of the folks that remind you that the GOP lately is all about proving Darwin wrong.