Bill Clinton

Hope he does very well with the bypass surgery.

I was impressed when - as if reading my mind - Hilary Clinton said today that Bill was very fortunate because he had access to very good health care, and their hope that someday, more Americans would be so fortunate.

But I'd put an extra guard on his room. Karl Rove and Tom DeLay might still be in NY, and I would not exactly put it past them to steal some doctors' coats, slip in, and perform a little surgery of their own to give Bushie the election by ripping Clinton's heart out and delivering it to the nutwing. They already tried this before with Bill's testicles.

Bill, however, maintained to retain his. I understand they're quite large and still work... unlike Rove's and DeLay's.