7.14.2004

Duh... Ditka Made the Right Choice

With word tonight that Mike Ditka - not one of the brighest males on the planet - has ruled out a run for Senate in Illinois, I say, "Amen."

I mean, besides not seeming all that bright, hell, besides seeming like a stereotype... the man has hawked every product imaginable, including "male impotence pills" at the same time he was recommending budget hotels (tacky). If he could have taken a check for promoting feminine vaginal itch lotion, Mike would have done it.