7.16.2004

At This Rate, Castro Will Be in Power Until 2159

From CNN:

President Bush on Friday accused Fidel Castro of exploiting Cuba's children by encouraging a sex-tourism industry designed to draw cash to the impoverished nation, comments certain to resonate with Cuban-American voters in the swing state.

By September, Mr. Cheney will tell us that intelligence suggests that Osama bin Laden and Castro are lovers plotting America's destruction.