The New New York Threat

Now they're saying key points in New York City are about to be hit.

Right. And I'm the queen of Romania and I'm ten feet tall. But then, I'm also Elmer J. Fudd, millionaire, and I own a mansion and a yacht.

Sure, it's possible NY could be hit. But the likelihood? Just think of all the times these doofuses (doofi? - what's the plural for doofus?) have told us suicide bombers would hit banks, train stations, etc. And then they take credit when it doesn't happen. If you believe this, perhaps you'll stop to notice our home-grown anthrax terrorist remains at large.

What I think this is is an excuse to make certain no protestor - hell, no citizen of New York - gets within 10 miles of Madison Square Garden for the GOP Convention.