3.05.2006

Another Reason to Avoid Florida

From CNN, although I've heard about this nutcase before:

NAPLES, Florida (AP) -- If Domino's Pizza founder Thomas S. Monaghan has his way, a new town being built in Florida will be governed according to strict Roman Catholic principles, with no place to get an abortion, pornography or birth control.

The pizza magnate is bankrolling the project with at least $250 million and calls it "God's will."

Civil libertarians say the plan is unconstitutional and are threatening to sue.

The town of Ave Maria is being constructed around Ave Maria University, the first Catholic university to be built in the United States in about 40 years. Both are set to open next year about 25 miles east of Naples in southwestern Florida.
Why is it I have no doubt whatsoever that Viagra, Cialis, liposuction, and really bad toupees and hair waves WILL be allowed?

What's that? Why do I think so? Because paternalistic societies love that shit and the double standards.

Oh yeah, and Domino's pizza sucks. No worse than Pizza Hut pizza, granted, but sucks is still sucks.