4.07.2004

This Will Make the Wingnuts Crazy

A new study suggests frequent sex cuts down on cancer risk.

Now, the "Family Values" wingnuts hate the idea of frequent sex, at least with their own spouses. If it's their own wives, for example, sex should only occur when it's absolutely necessary for procreation and then should be enjoyed by neither party. But if it's some young staffer working for them (or in Henry Hyde's and Neil Bush's cases, someone else's wife and mother), frequent sex is a different matter. Right, Newt?