A Note to Sluts: Mea Culpa, Mea Maxima Culpa

Dear Sluts:

My apologies for calling Nancy Grace a slut. Having known (and mocked!) many of you over the years, I can honestly say that you are much nicer, kinder, more compassionate, endlessly more human AND humane, and certainly more possessed of grace and charm than Nancy Grace shall ever be.

You have my profound and sincere apologies. Whatever was I thinking?

Another footnote: No, dudlee, this was NOT in reference to you. Don't be paranoid.