A Is For Anarchy As In Afghanistan

NATO's head of security forces in Afghanistan says the country is very close to a state of complete anarchy.

Now, lemme think... is that a step up or a step down from where we were? I mean, Mr. Rumsfeld was just there and said everything was just ducky! And Mr. Bush keeps saying we've brought democracy and Coke machines there, making it almost ideal. They wouldn't lie, would they?

Please, someone pass me some Xanax. Or Thorazine. Or one of those electro-shock machines.