Sorry for My Absence

I've been in la-la land for just under two days with some really odd virus.

Ask me, and I'll tell you I'd been awake for about 40 hours straight with everything in spasm and smelling like something dead. Ask my partner and he'll tell you I spent most of the time delirious, calling for my mother (uh... let's just say that's not like me under any conditions (cough)), or saying that the hurricane was coming because I was a bad person or that the water was all contaminated everywhere because the Bushes kept flushing their toilets into the public water supply. He also said he found me asleep in the shower twice.

The motto of this story? Don't eat egg rolls of questionable vintage.