A-hem

[Update Editor: Now I see that porn dialog writer is the leading career pick followed by John Bolton's dominatrix. But I'm not sure if this is more a statement about me or my audience. (Cough - grin)]

I'm resisting the urge to look in my Web logs to see who it was who cast the vote for "porn dialog writer" under my new career "when I grow up" poll.

(Why wouldn't I look it up? Well a) I respect your privacy b) I'm lazy and c) I have a policy never to do anything John Ashcroft would do. But a porn dialog writer? Really. Didn't I mention I used to teach Sunday school?

Oh wait... one thing many of our "family values" pols and moralists have taught us is that you can call yourself an excellent Christian while screwing just about anything and everything over, under, and backwards and that those commandments are for other people to follow since God gives these great beings "special" exceptions.