OK, Who's Sending Karlo Koolaid Made with New Orleans Tap Water?

Be careful. People who blush at the very term, "chicken breast" should NOT visit.

Clearly, this worries me. I respect Karlo and I know he would never pull such a stunt were he not under the evil influences of darker forces like Karl Rove and Kelly Rippa and maybe that al Qaeda cuppiecake, Janet Jackson.

Here, Karlo is not only pandering, I think he's spent a little too much time reading the wisdom according to Rick Santorum. This is very disturbing but, much as I look at YellowPages.com, I can't find a Betty Ford clinic that specifically addresses this.