5.18.2005

Arlen Specter's Brain Has Seen Better Days

I assume the medical treatments are taking their toll since the "distinguised senator from Scotland" (by way of Pennsylvania) has suddenly forgotten how to pronounce the word nuclear.

Here's a hint, Arlen: it's not a magic bullet and atoms don't have a nukulus.

Ass.

[Ed. note: We're going to try to keep her from watching C-SPAN tomorrow since we're still trying to clean up the table she kicked to slivers watching the Senate today. Who knew this quite, considerate, usually moderately tempered woman could a) kick that hard and b) curse like a sailor with Tourette's? We told her it was a mistake to take that kick boxing class. Now, if you'll excuse us, she's kicking things again.]