So Who's Prosecuting the Mother of the Kid

who said that she didn't want Michael Jackson to sleep with her son but when Jackson started to cry and asked, "Don't you trust me?" and "We're a family", said OK! and started cashing checks?

And God, won't it be nice when this trial ends so we're no longer treated to details of head licking, whether Michael violated Macauley Culkin or played "bottom" to Corey Feldman's smart ass "top", "and Michael Jackson masturbated while" statements ad nauseum everyday?

I swear I've lost six pounds since this trial began just from nausea while watching the evening news during dinner.