It's Just Sooooo Nice to See Them Get Along

Imagine John Kerry and Rick Santorum sponsoring a bill together?

Now imagine John Kerry - always ready now to climb on a fence - helping pass a law that allows pharmacists (hello, what's their job?) to pull a righteous Matilda act with your prescription and then keep his or her job when the pharmacist decides "Viagra good, contraception EVIL."

Now imagine John's chances in 2008 (slimer than mine of making it to Pope).