I Feel So Honored

In the past few days, I've had both a House administration office and the Senate sergeant-at-arms grace my humble blog.

Or maybe they came to take the Tom DeLay poll (where Hell is Too Good a Place for Tom is the clear winner)?

If I suddenly disappear, just remember to send cookies (hint: I don't like chocolate and peanut butter can be hard unless you have lots of coffee or milk to wash them down) to Guantanamo Bay care of Sister Cutlass of Reasoned Discussion. Oh, yeah, and please, somebody feed my dog. He also likes cookies and, unlike me, is easily satisfied.

[Ed. note: The writer is certain she will not be arrested without charges until AFTER she files her tax return today. There is no justice.]