Mr. Bush, Uber Athlete, Falls Off Bike Again

[Ed note: We assume drug and alcohols screens are part of the annual physical?]

Skippy brings us news that President ("He leans so far to the right that he apparently cannot stay up on bikes and scooters") Bush took yet another spill from a bike. Geez, all we hear is that he's such an athlete, but Jerry Ford didn't do these many prat falls. You'd think someone in such good shape would have more control over his body.

now this is getting ridiculous.

today awol fell off a bike for the second time in two months. reuters:

during an 18-mile ride, as bikers often do, the president took a minor spill and scraped his knee," spokeswoman claire buchan said. she said the president did not require medical attention after the spill.

bush had a similar mountain bike mishap at his ranch in late may, when he toppled over while riding downhill on soil loosened by rainfall, and suffered minor cuts and abrasions.

last year, he toppled off a high-tech segway scooter at the bush family estate in kennebunkport, maine.

and don't forget when he fell down after choking on a pretzel.

sounds to us like he actually fell off the wagon.

You know...