Bloggers Like to Booze?

I've heard or read this three times today.

Well, shit. What am I supposed to do? I'm not a tea-totaller but I rarely drink alcohol. Oh wait. Let me go pour my coffee in a fake brandy flask.

I know, I know. The whole being a writer and not drinking thing is such an anomaly. On Craig's List or somewhere, they were actually looking for writers who don't drink to see what they do do.

And if Bush gets elected for the first time (as opposed to 2000), maybe there's hope I can turn into a drinker.