Is it National Garbage Week?

I mean, Victoria Gotti gets her own show. Donald Trump says him being paid $50K per episode of "The Apprentice" isn't enough and tells NBC to pony up $18 million per (maybe they'll tell him, "You're fired!". Courtney Love gets ordered into her 350th drug treatment program. And Amy Fisher - the long-ago Long Island Lolita and one of the few women on earth willing to admit she had sex with Joey Buttafuoco, is publishing a book.

Amy's been a columnist for two years. I wonder if she can spell her own name.