Happy Birthday, Spy Guy Baby, Happy Birthday toYou

From the Miami Herald comes news that Monday marked important birthdays:

1908: The Federal Bureau of Investigation was established.
1947: The National Security Act established the CIA.

Add to this:

2005: Atty General John Ashcroft, in the second Bush Administration, announces all Americans will be implanted with a deep anal probe that will allow the government to spy on every aspect of a person's life.

Congress, of course, will be exempt.