7.29.2004

Catherine Zeta-Big Cohones

I don't want to disparage the poor lady, Catherine Zeta-Jones, but her primary reason for being, besides acting in just about "B" movies and hanging on the arm of a much older, much wealthier man, seems to be appearing in court as the victim.

Why is it that will all the suits, I feel like the legal system largely exists to keep her name before the media? She's just so beautiful, so desirable, that people cannot stop themselves from coming after her.

Oh yeah, and she's been 30 since 1999 or so. Could somebody update that please? I'm not even sure she was still 30 then. She's always struck me as a young-looking-through-extensive-measures 40-something.