6.22.2004

Save the FDR Dime

Here's a different March of Dimes, of sorts.

There's an effort to save the likeness of Roosevelt and even Kennedy on currency under bulldozing efforts by Congress to replace existing likenesses with Reagan (Bill Frist still wants to rename the Pentagon for Ronald Reagan - what, the Reaganagon?). Perhaps we should suggest places where Reagan's image could be used most effectively:

    * For a new ad campaign: "This is your brain." "This is your brain on Bush Conservatism." "Any questions?"
    * To advertise sleeper chairs
    * All over the (Re)elect Bush web site (oh wait, that's already been done)
    * On "We're from the government and we're here to abolish you" posters in Central America
    * On bottles of red hair dye
    * Tattooed on Bill Frist's butt