6.21.2004

Al Zarqawi Dead Again, Now Blamed Again

Are you keeping score?

Two days ago, coalition forces bombed the hell out of Fallujah, killing upwards of 20 civilians with coalition spokesman insisting that they actually killed al Zarqawi and several operatives.

Now, al Zarqawi is being blamed for the death of at least four Marines found lined up today.

Not since I was a little bitty kid and there was this gothic soap opera called Dark Shadows have characters died and been resurrected so many times, so swiftly.

Stay tuned. By Friday, I have no doubt we will have killed him again, and on Sunday, undoubtedly, he'll once more be alive pulling shit.