6.22.2004

God's Talking to Pat Robertson Again

According to Pat, God said, "It's gonna be a mess," referring to Iraq.

Oops. I think Pat just said all Christians always support war, right before he squirmed around the issues of whether God would like this war or whether this is a holy war. Pat prefers to call it a "just war" and entered into his spiel about how Muslims are the most vicious, violent believers.

I dunno. I find Pat pretty vicious. But as I've said, God told me Pat Robertson is an asshole and a very bad Christian.

Would God lie?

As Frank Zappa once sung to Pat, "Jesus thinks you're a jerk!"