Oops, Let's Get the Violin Out Again

This time, it's for Tiger Woods, who spent some serious time whining about this past week's golf tournament course.

Gee, I'm sorry, Tiger, if the non-work you do which pays you fabulously isn't always something you can do while asleep. You ought to see how miserable a real job can be. I mean, they expect you to do more than date super models and record commercials and... gosh... even sweat occasionally.

Natch, Tiger isn't the only one to whom this newsflash applies. Sports figures are ridiculously paid, ridiculously called "heroes", and shamelessly believe they have it rough. The mere mortals of us scoff.