What's The Hottest Menu Item On D.C. Beltway's Best Dinner Tables?

As it turns out, cannibalism makes for the best hot...er, haute cuisine around Washington in the aftermath of Tuesday's mid-term elections. Before Tuesday, the loudest and meanest of the neoconservatives like Perle and Ken Adelman and Bill Cristol (Weekly Standard) were dining on Rumsfeld (not quite as tasty as frogs' legs but they're passable with ketchup); now, Bush, Cheney, Gingrich, Foley, and company have been added to the blue plate specials.

According to news out tonight, Bush's "brain" Karl Rove blames corrupt congressmen for the defeats in several critical GOP races like Virginia (where Jim Webb bested macaca-face George Allen). Others, however, point to Bush and Cheney and Rove as the responsible parties (like George Bush would ever accept responsibility for anything).