Predictions
Anyone care to offer some about what we'll see by this time tomorrow related to mid-term elections?
I've got a few predictions and not all of them make me happy. Love to hear some of yours, too.
- It will be early morning Wednesday before we have any great wisdom about where Capitol Hill majority lands.
- In fact, the last news you hear tonight about #1 will likely be contradicted when you wake up tomorrow.
- There will be upsets - as in Florida in 2000 and Ohio in 2004 - which deliver totally inexplicable results in some areas; each time, it will favor the Republican candidate. For example, Ricky Santorum may win in Pennsylvania where no self-respecting dog (I mean, Ricky is obsessed with bestiality! I've never heard anyone but him go on about it so loudly, so often) would vote for him.
- Nothing will be done to properly investigate the problems related to #2 and #3.
- Locally, I do expect Douglas (ugh) to retain the Vermont gubernatorial race, Dubie (dubie doo) as try-to-find-him-I-dare-you lt. governor, Bernie Sanders to U.S. Senate, Peter Welch (please - I've prayed to every god I know including Gu, the God of science fiction) for U.S. House.
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