A Fuckup Worthy of The Bush Administration

Seriously, only this White House could be behind a fuck up of this magnitude: the $2.7 Million firehouse dog chow bill. (That must be some kibble!)

Please don't tell my dog, Ben. He wouldn't be too happy with me if he found out not everyone buys bargain dog food.

Woof! Woof! Woof! [And just imagine how precious and expensive that dog's poop must be! As the defeated George Allen would say, "That's some damned macaca!"]