Second Happiest Upset Of the Night So Far: Bye Bye Man-on-Dog-on-Gerbil-on-Cousin-Cougars-Having-Orgies-With-Penguins Rick Santorum

Bob Casey has been declared the winner in Pennsylvania's Senate race, taking out Smirking Santorum.

Perhaps Rick can get a job at Wal-Mart considering all the time he spends flying around on their corporate jets. No, not as a lobbyist. Perhaps as one of those Wal-Mart greeters.

Could someone make me even happier by telling me Diana Irey, whose campaign has besieged me there in the PA with awful attack stuff on Jack Murtha, has lost?