11.08.2006

It's Official: Jim Webb Wins Over Macaca-Face Incumbent George Allen in Virginia Senate Race

Both Associated Press and MSNBC say it's official: former Republican (now Democrat) Jim Webb is declared the winner in the Virginia Senate race that had Incumbent George Allen wiping macaca from his face while being completely graceless about his (supposed) discovery that he is in part Jewish. This gives Dems a slight majority in the Senate as in the House now (but I think the Montana race isn't quite official yet).

Gee, George, I think you should be thrilled to be Jewish while you should worry like hell that you will always be a racist asshole jerk.

But fear not, George Allen! Perhaps you and Ricky "Sanctimonious" Santorum can research "man on dog" and "cousins marrying children while listening to Michael Jackson" sex together while you both work the check out lines at Wal-Mart.