White House: Great News, John Bolton Hasn't Started WWIII Yet

The White House actually put out a press release - according to a guest on Democray Now today - saying that "Mr. Bolton started his second day as UN ambassador displaying the utmost of decorum."

His second day? Ever hear of anything so lame?

What will Friday's press release say? "The White House is pleased to report that Mr. Bolton has only bitten two people - but that was understandable considering they were a) non-white and b) below his social status - and has not yet once soiled his suit pants during his entire first week on the job."

As Darth Vader once said, "Impressive. Moooossst (huff huff huff) impressive."