Note to Dear Traitorous Douchebag Bob Novak

Please, keep your lies straight from one second to the next. It becomes very confusing to the rest of us.

And please, sir, stop whining about being treated badly and unfairly when you're always saying terrible things to others and even outing CIA operatives as a favor to Karl Rove. The only one mistreated here is the American public when someone like you is considered a "fair voice of the press".