Myself, I'd Prescribe Salt Petre for Frist

From Political Wire:

I guess people took this seriously.

From Roll Call: "The Senate’s top doctor, Majority Leader Bill Frist (R-TN), has many new and unwanted patients. Over the past several days, they’ve been bombarding Frist’s office with e-mails, describing their ailments, some of them pretty gnarly, and begging for a diagnosis."

Frist’s communications director dismissed the emailers "as a bunch of lefty goofballs who can’t count on the big-name doctor in their own party."