In the "I Don't Care if it Rains or Freezes Long's I Got My Plastic Jesus" Department

I’ve been wondering where the evil reverend was in the great orgy-thon of Florida. But CNN and Majikthise report Jerry Falwell is on a ventilator in critical condition from viral pneumonia (we’re told).

You just know that when that man dies, God’s going to be busy for days kicking the shit out of Falwell for all the hate, intolerance, and misery he has perpetuated in his lifetime. I do hope Robertson and Falwell never happen to die in close proximity to each other because God will be exhausted from that combined Judgment Day.

"I came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum and I'm alllll outta bubblegum."