Rumsfeld Urges Asia to Join War on Terror

I'm sure they'll be inspired to go along with him based on our glorious successes.

Look at all we've accomplished. Osama's in prison for life. There aren't any more terrorists. Iraq is a free and independent country devoid of occupation or torture. We're admired and loved throughout the world.

Ha!

In actuality, Bush is about to announce that all the blue states have joined the Axis of Evil while he's wondering how he can invade Michael Moore.

BTW, did anyone catch the photo of Bush this morning that (I believe) appeared relatively early on CNN? It was up for a fairly short period of time, and taken from the right and slightly behind the Pope who's sitting to the right (of course, since the president thinks he's God) of Bush, who is giving the Pope this sideways look that was patently disturbing. Something like, "And to think I gotta kiss your ass, y'old fart."