From Jesus' General:

Republican Jesus:

Blessed are the big campaign donors for they shall receive no-bid contracts.

If you have a good sense of humor, you really have to visit this blog. [Ed. note: A great sense of humor is particularly vital when all the wingnut caricatures of themselves are dominating the airwaves tonight. Waving to Peggy Noonan, Larry Eagleburger, and Bill Bennett.]