"You Slut"

That's basically what conservative columnist Michelle Malkin - not one of the 5 or 6 billion greater minds of our times - calls Washington worker-turned-sex scandalist Jessica Cutler as well as Wonkette in her most recent column.

I mean, I myself wouldn't like to be called a slut, but I'd sure as hell prefer it to being called Michelle Malkin - aka a sanctimonious, self-righteous, hate-filled, frigid, Bush brown-nosing, crap of a hack. And those are Michelle's best points. Well, that, and that she'll probably never graduate to be Ann Coulter (although unlike Ann, Michelle was probably born female and not aided through surgery to become one). Cough.

Thankfully, however, I'm in a good mood.