Orgy Party

I just got spam inviting me to an orgy party.

Now, granted, I've been thinking I should get out more often (it's such a long drive to go anywhere that I'm often stuck in the office just because I hate long road trips) but I think an orgy party probably isn't quite what I had in mind.

After all, what does one wear to an orgy party? What if all the men there have visible nasal hair? If everybody's naked, that's a problem because I've rarely ever met anyone who looks better out of clothes than in them. Does an orgy party have more of a plot than a porn movie, because those are really awful? Also, I'm not really interested in having sex with a stranger, let alone a room full of them. Do they get fussy if you just watch? And there's another issue because I really don't have any interest in watching people have sex. When I'm lucky, I'm almost interested when I'm having sex.

Perhaps I should just start out going out to the farmer's market this weekend and work up to going to a bookstore reading. Sounds more my speed. ;>