From CNN, With Editing

President Bush [who has not bothered to attend a single soldier's funeral in either war he invoked] marked Memorial Day by laying a wreath at the Tomb of the Unknowns at Arlington National Cemetery on Monday, telling families of those killed in Iraq and Afghanistan that their loved ones "served the cause of freedom making our pals at Halliburton and Bechtel rich, thus funding my re-election. Now I gotta get back to the White House and catch the wrassling match on TV."