How Low Can JLo Go?

Jennifer Lopez (J Lo or, to me, Way Lo) got married again. Of course, that's about as newsworthy as:

* Bush proposing a(nother) tax cut for the rich
* Rush Limbaugh popping a pain killer
* The majority of Americans changing their underwear daily

Now if she could only act or sing or do anything remotely useful.

Oh wait. You ask, "Whom did she marry?"

Does it matter? She'll be divorced again within the year and then she'll be engaged to someone else. But she still won't be able to act, sing, or amount to a plugged nickel. (yawn)