Who Says Big Business Can't Thrive In Baghdad? OR "Sorry, There's No Room At The CadaverInn"

True, it must seem sometimes like I can say nothing nice about George W. Bush. To be fair, however, he truly is the supreme grand master of fuck ups.

But credit should be paid where it is most assuredly due. President Bush has managed to drum up more business in Iraq that the billion dollar war chests of Halliburton, Bechtel, and Company.

Yes, indeedy, it's true true true: morgues in Baghdad are so flipping busy they have to turn away the dead! Perhaps we could arrange for them to be FedExed to Crawford? DHLed to Rumsfeld? UPSed to Condi Rice? Express Mailed to Karl Rove?