In the "Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport" Department

Would you believe that a 25-member kangaroo preserve is near the top of the Department of Homeland (In)security's terrorist watch list?

The Statue of Liberty, the U.N, and the NY Stock Exchange are not, but a tiny kangaroo preserve and a heck of a lot of land in Republican Indiana are. See a pattern emerging?

The term imbecile comes to mind.