In The GOPs Must Be Crazy - Part 1 Department

Talk about fiddling while Rome burns, although in this case, it's Condi-kins Chopsticks While Lebabon Explodes. Notice that she even makes evil, nasty faces at the sheet music, just like it's a foreign leader, a member of Congress, or anyone who questions her husband...er, president!

A few members of the press have actually been courageous enough to suggest that Condoleeza Rice, Secretary of State, should have kept her focus better on the Middle East crisis rather than worrying about tickling the ivories. But what's closing in on 1,000 Lebanese and 60 Israeli deaths when Condi wants to play! Now Condi is going back to the Middle East. What for? To buy shoes or play some more Randy Newman?

And speaking of warped priorities, Mr. Bush missed part of his 14-hour nap errr... "leadership" needed to resolve the situation between Israel, Lebanon, and Hezbollah so that he could play host to "American Idol" winners and runners-up. Isn't that just special?