In The Bush Sees You When You're Sleeping, He Knows When You're Awake Department

With Bushie spy agencies demanding more and more surveillance techniques against average, everyday John and Jane America, I find myself asking, "Hell, why not anus cams and a requirement for government controlled cameras in every room in your home as well as in your car and place of business? Mind control chips? Collars that zap you automatically whenever you say anything even slightly discourteous to our fascist fuhrer?

Before you dismiss this as hyperbole, consider what the Bushies are already doing to monitor us that we never, ever would have allowed five or 10 years ago.