Tom? Don't Make God Swear Out a Restraining Order on You for Harassment

Tom DeLay says today this whole trouble of his (not that it's his, mind you - he'll tell you this is all done by Godless whore evil doers) has brought him closer to God.

God, in response, would not comment publicly but was noted to be moving as faaaaaaarrrr away from the bugman as He could (God had a bad day, between DeLay and the new Pope who doesn't like a lot of His people).