Taking Donations: Bloggers Against Cat Blogging

Who knew this was such a problem? But I respect Karlo so if he tells me that it is, I believe him. I'll go cash in cans and bottles tomorrow so I can donate.

BAC (Bloggers Against Cat-blogging) is Back. This anti-catblogging lobbying group has decided to re-form in response to the re-emergence of cat-blogging throughout the internets. In order to protect sensitive political bloggers from the horrors of cats blogging, BAC will be posting cat-blogging alerts.

The highest alert--code redcat--will be reserved exclusively for emergency situations when cats have over-run the internets and have taken over entire swaths of otherwise rational web content. If you see the red cat, you are to immediately ducktape your computer screen, dive into the corner of your room, and assume the cobra yoga position as you chant BAAAAAC with each out-breath. The following list of blogs will be quarantined indefinitely until the Department of Feline Security has had an opportunity to pepper spray the cyberspace behind their modems and scrub the hard-drives free of any stray frrrballs.

QUARANTINED BLOGS

At Ease, Adot's notblog, Trish Wilson's Blog, Progressive Protestant, Rob's Blog, Lab Kat, Dohiyi Mir, and Three-toed Sloth. If you want to do more to rid the blogosphere of catblogging, please send your money to Karlo at Swerve Left. He will put it to good use trying to rid the internet of the infiltrating felines.

When I've had a cat, such cats have refused to blog. It's just not their thing because it takes the human's mind off feeding them or watching them playing Indiana Jones as they dig in the litter box.

My dog, OTOH, does not object to blogging because he's jealous of the diversion. Instead, Ben refuses to blog because he knows I sometimes use colorful language and make really awful faces while doing so. Ben has an ardent distaste for anything that isn't calmly pursued.