To Babbling (David) Brooks: Keep Roe v Wade, Terminate Brooks

David Brooks tries so hard to be a good whore for his party. And as such, he feels obligated to join the chorus of fat old white men who feel they must have more control over a woman's uterus than say... oh, maybe the woman who owns said uterus. (My policy is that if you have to deal with the cramps, bloating, and mood swings, you get to decide what to do with your uterus.)

In The Times, he says:

Unless Roe v. Wade is overturned, politics will never get better.

You see, David feels that conservatives and so-called (and boy do I mean so-called) right to lifers have been alienated by Roe v. Wade and that pain cannot be healed unless and until David Brooks, Denny Hastert, Tom DeLay, George Bush and every other fat older/old white man can tell a woman what to do with her body.

Earth to The Times, you overpay this man.

In Brooks' babbling world view, I believe we're supposed to repeal Brown v. Board of Education and send blacks back into segregated schools because it offends parts of the south. Let's undo the advances in cardiac surgery because it might conflict with some moralist's view of what "end of life" and "God's way" means. Ah, and since some people still hold terrible racist views, it should be OK if some employers - like say, The Times - instituted a policy that says Jews, women, and people of color may not work for them.

I hope Mr. Brooks' won't mind his pink slip. I nean, it's the right way to go according to David: remove the rights of anyone whom someone else deems should not have them.

Perhaps now The Times will hire someone decent. Oh wait, they replaced Safire with an even bigger village idiot (Tierney). Forget that. Perhaps they'll give Ann Coulter a column. Of course, someone else would need to take ownership of her uterus.