"Splash Day"

When Bush appeared before a Galveston crowd today to rah-rah Tom DeLay, he made the unfortunate choice to ask the audience if they still had "Splash Day". This is followed by uncomfortable laughter in the audience. So - ever smart - he pushes the question again.

Only, as Keith Olbermann pointed out tonight, "Splash Day", which always had a colorful reputation, has become for several years a completely gay-lesbian event.

Our president, ever on top of things.