We'll Need Another Excuse
Uh oh. Kofi Annan reports that Syria will meet demands to withdraw from Lebanon completely. This means Mr. Bush will need a new excuse for attacking Syria.
Possibilities include:
- * We need to free them from themselves
* Only 10-20% of Syria is Christian; Terri Schiavo would want it to be 100% Christian and to ban gay marriage, too
* We need to bring them democracy in the form of more bad American chain fast food restaurants
* "But Condi already bought the right boots to wear for announcing the invasion!"
* We need to do something with the millions of Americans who will respond to the government's generous decision to open the
* "The president promised the twins they could run a country into the ground just like dear old dad did."
* Israel wants us to.
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